Scax Family Holidays
- New Years: Scarlett dresses Tosh up as baby New Year. And he keeps ripping off his sash because he hates it.
- Valentines Day: Max gets Scarlett all these flowers and hearts and chocolates. While Scarlett just deals with it. And Clarice finds it so cute how daddy loves mommy so much.
- St. Patrick's Day: Scarlett puts green dye in Max's shampoo so he's pissed. And Scarlett calls him the angry leprechaun.
- April Fools: Scarlett dreads this day because Max goes crazy. So in order to avoid it she gets rid of ALL the calendar's two weeks in advance so he doesn't know what day it is.
- Mother's Day: Everyone makes cute gifts for Scarlett, (Max helps the kids). Scarlett is SUPER HAPPY but doesn't show it, but she has every picture framed, every item cherished and is in zenith the whole day.
- Father's Day. Scarlett gives Max a "One Day Coupon" which lets Max do whatever he wants with the kids for a day. And he gets to do whatever he wants in bed (which is mainly just letting him call her Minion)
- (No independence day because...Canada)
- Canada Day: They all go out and teach Clarice about Maple syrup and the maple leaf. And they visit Hotel De Glacé.
- Halloween: They all go trick or treating together dressed as The Adams Family. And Scarlett takes half of Max's candy because She knows he doesn't need that much candy. He'll be up all night.
- Thanksgiving: They have a huge family dinner where both their family gets together. But due to Scarlett's weak stomach she'll give some of her food to Tosh, who just throws it. And at the end of dinner everyone is upset because their clothes are ruined and everything's a mess.
- Christmas: Scarlett helps the kids make cookies and treats for Santa but during the night Max can't take it anymore so he eats the cookies and treats and Scarlett hates it BECAUSE HE ALWAYS LEAVES CRUMBS IN THE BED!!
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no one tells the president what to do
Real selfie I took earlier…. Now then Donde esta la bibliotecha me llamo T-Bone la aranea discotecha.
TDWT Come Fly With Us - TDPI Style
- Ella: Up
- Amy: Up
- Samey: Up
- Sky: Up
- Rodney: Sing
- Topher: Sing
- Max: Sing
- Shawn: Sing
- All: We're flying and singing, we're flying and we're singing!
- Sugar: Come fly with us, come fly with us
- Max: We've got a lot of crazy (I mean evil) tunes to bust. Haha!
- Jasmine: Come fly with us, come fly with us
- Shawn: It's a pleasure and an honor and a must.
- Dave: Dudes this is messed, your singing in a plane.
- Amy: What do you expect? Chris is freaking insane.
- Scarlett: Yeah, but guys your singing on TV.
- Ella: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be meeeeeeee!
- (Sugar: That was my line)
- Samey: Come fly with us, come fly with us
- Sky: Do you know how to steer this thing?
- Shawn: I try...
- Leonard: They thought they could leave and depart, but (this wizard) has winning in his heart.
- Dave: Come fly with us, come die with us
- All: Come fly with us, come sing with us
- Topher: Anyone care for a copy of the season 3 rules, because in order to escape instant elimination...
- Ella: All contestants must sing in each shoooooow!
- (Sugar: You stole my line again!)
- Jasmine: Beardo! Come on!
- Beardo: *stops making sounds* This suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
- All: YEAH!
- Chris: *over the speaker* STOP REIN ACTING SONGS FROM SEASON 3! PLEASE!
- All: *sigh*
- Ella: But it was just getting fun.
- Sugar: Not for me, because you kept stealing my lines.
Selfie Sunday in which I continue to look adorable :3
*sigh of love*….you’re so perfect 😍😍😍😍
hey ok can we like bring back owen universe????
especially now that we have new characters to fit the roles of other characters its gunna be so fun
Hi there fandom
Selfie for today always participating
I thought it was Monday I really did
Haha no way ITS SELFIE SUNDAY!!
i’m new to the tumblr fandom pls don’t shun me i just want to cry over td i’m sorry
courtney loves going out to the beach and stuff when it’s summer, but gwen isn’t really about that life cause she hates hot weather
so whenever courtney is actually able to convince gwen to go outside with her during hot weather she is extra appreciative of her girlfriend (also after she makes gwen pay for the ice cream of course)
their outfits were inspired by (x) and (x)
You… You bastards HOW DARE YOU VOTE OUT GIDGETTE